i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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