Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You just made me feel so damn special
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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