hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If I had your ass I would rule the world
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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