you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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