So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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