whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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