It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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