we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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