thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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