I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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