my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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