I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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