Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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