So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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