I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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