I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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