Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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