People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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