i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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