Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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