I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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