just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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