why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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