have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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