can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize