we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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