we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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