you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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