He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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