We're like a lot better than the average bears
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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