I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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