I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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