Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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