i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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