Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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