Don't you send me to vm
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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