...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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