I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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