Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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