so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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