she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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