So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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