He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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