STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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