I heard we made out
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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