Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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