Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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