Welp...herpes.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize