She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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