how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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