My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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