he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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