i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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